I don’t know what everyone is complaining about, these little sugarless wonders were exactly what I needed! No longer do I need to spend a day fasting and drinking laxatives in preparation for a colonoscopy, just don’t eat the red ones!Ħ. I opened them and munched on a few, then decided to put on my one-piece bathing suit and go for a swim in my building’s pool.ĥ. My well-meaning roommate picked up a bag of these for me, knowing that I’m trying to lose weight. I actually had to change my underwear twice in 30 minutes.Ĥ. You just need to make sure that for the first 6 hours after you eat them, they are probably not toots. I keep my buddies cracked up at the constant and violent tooting through. I will toot all through the night and all through the next day with lots of abdominal pain. If I eat 30, I will be painting the porcelain for hours. Depending on how many you eat will measure the pain you go through and the duration. I tried to shower and the burning just turned into painful stinging.ģ. The burning isn’t quenched by water, milk or anything you will try. The result is a burning, stinging Diarrhea that lasts for a minimum of an hour. After reading that these little jewels were made in Austria, I imagine a rouge Nazi chemical weapons scientist escaped to Austria after the war and set up shop making unsuspecting masses suffer for their defeat.Ģ. Unfortunately, I was unaware of these reviews before consuming Satan’s little death bears. “I am sending a bag of these to every member of Congress to show my deepest gratitude. English teachers could adopt these reviews as apart of the new common core and kids would be able to describe the shitty education given to them. The United States could save a fortune using these little devil bears in the healthcare system. It is a sad day when you cannot trust your bowels. Apparently the sugar substitute gives people the greatest enema of their lives. It is a bulk of hilarious reviews of what sugar free products can do to the human body. Recently I was sent a link of Amazon customer reviews for Haribo Gummi Bears Sugar Free 5lb.
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